honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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