I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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