That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
did i just pee glitter
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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