I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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