Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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