you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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