you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
