yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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