I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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