I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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