Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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