I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
People in love make me want to vomit
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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