Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Randomize
