there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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