I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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