If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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