i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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