she was so not down for the gang bang
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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