My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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