He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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