so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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