I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil