I smell stomach acid.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.