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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I smell stomach acid.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life

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  Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??

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• (817): View more from Texas

  she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.

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• (64): View more from New Zealand

  Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe

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• (650): View more from California

  She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.

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  Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.

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• (949): View more from California

  So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea

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  WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.

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