Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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