Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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