So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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