I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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