Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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