I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Randomize
