Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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