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• (518): View more from New York

  Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I can't believe he cheated

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  Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  the only muscles i have these days is kegels

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.

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• (516): View more from New York

  She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I gave him a HANDJOB.

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  But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?

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