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(613): View more from Ontario

i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is

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(239): View more from Florida

just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.

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(214): View more from Texas

would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry

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(315): View more from New York

I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"

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(305): View more from Florida

I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"

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(858): View more from California

you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"

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(805): View more from California

The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break

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(480): View more from Arizona

Did you cry?

(518): View more from New York

I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though

(480): View more from Arizona

Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation

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(856): View more from New Jersey

but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.

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