And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker