Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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