Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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