i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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