You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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