if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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