the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have already put on my inside pants.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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