We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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