You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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