He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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