You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
porn star boner night. come get it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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