Can Purell be used as lube?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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