Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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