I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking