I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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