and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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