is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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