Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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