Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
