i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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