a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
That accounts for only three of the penises
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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