Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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