So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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