when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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