the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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