idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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