we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
