After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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